so let's just start off by saying it feels like the seventh layer of hell in here. i am so hot my balls feel like eggs over easy and the chair is a frying pan. yes. i am naked. today was dress like your desired career day at school so i just dressed up as god. in other words i didn't go to school because no one knows what god looks like except for cat nap rodriquez (nathan) of course. at around 12 general redcorn and i proceeded to kfc where we both got buffalo snackers and dunked them in our tater bowls. redcorn ate too much and got a little flatulated. he went to let one out and little bit extra came out. he sprinted to the bathroom. while sitting at the tables i heard loud bangs and screams coming from the bathroom. then redcorn came out with no pants on and we had to leave before the mess was discovered. after leaving kfc, we were driving down the road and, well, we hit a turtle. it popped my tire, and the turtle laughed. redcorn cried. so we're walking come home right, and redcorn has to go poopsy again. but we're in the middle of times sqaure with no bathrooms in sight. but he didnt even have pants on, so most of the embarassment had passed. so redcorn just domintaed the sewer drain. it smelled so bad, kids were puking, moms were throwing their babies, dads werent cathcing them, it was massive mayhem. but at least im going to a pet shop boys concert tonight. so pumped.

bwahahahaha. I love emily!